Ugly As A Burnt Boot

And actually, I'd wear a burnt boot before I'd wear these.

These pants? Leggings? Ugly ass trainwreck? are from Miley Cyrus' new line of teen clothes at Wal-Mart. Mileyware. Bless her heart.

But being a teen of the 80's, I can't say too much. We had the stirrup pants, the leg warmers and the acid-washed jeans. Bless our hearts.

I know that every generation has its own fads as far as fashion goes. I just hope this one crashes and burns. You know, like our MC Hammer pants did.

You should not touch that.